All Jokes

TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse?AKPOS: Well, my dad says the world is changing everyday, so I decided to wait until it...

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the...

Who is the stingiest person among these 5 people...1. The man who 'flashes' to remind you to call him back.2. Your girlfriend who you bought airtime for and she ends up 'flashing...

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my Mum's place."I opened the fridge. The light came on. My orange juice was very...

I am in search of a bank which can perform 2 things for me...1) Give me a loan.2) Then leave me alone!

If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would still have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.

Kwame stress level was at unsurpassed levels. His wife Kelechi, was in labor and Kwame was sure it was time to head to the hospital. Breathing heavily, Kwame grabbed the phone...

A Beautiful Letter to Nigerian Twin Musicians, P-SQUARE From A Fervent Fan.Dear P-Square,I want to ask 'WHY E BE SAY' una wan split after all these years? Because you guys seem to...

WIFE: Darling, why are you home this early wearing such a long face?HUSBAND: I had a terrible day. I lost all my colleagues today at work.WIFE: Jesus Christ! what happened?HUSBAND...

I was in church one day when a pastor said, "Tell your neighbour what happened to your neighbour, will happen to you!" I turned to my neighbour and saw a guy bandaged all...