All Jokes

PASTOR: If you are fellowshipping with us for the first time in this church, The New life Church, you are so special to us and the whole church would like to know your name....

GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?BOYFRIEND: I have...

Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus:1. Four pencil trousers.2. 9 T-shirt.3. Akpos Jokes Websites 4....

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can...

A company owner to another: "How come your employees are always so punctual?" "It's simple; I have 30 employees and 20 parking spaces!"

TEACHER: What do you call a fish without an eye?AKPOS: a fsh

In life there are two things involvedIts either u are a man or a womanIf u are a woman u are safeIf u are a man there are two things involvedIts either u are in the military or u...

Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.

I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.

A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed that her students couldn't catch up with what she was teaching. So she said...TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You...