All Jokes

Johnny goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up?"She says "I have a boyfriend", Johnny says "I have a math test".The girl looks up and says "What's that got to do with...

I got home early from work one day and my teenage daughter came home looking rather angry. "What's wrong dear?" I asked. "I've just done sex education in school today, Dad! You...

A man was about dying. In his last request, he pleaded with his wife to marry Joe.WIFE: Joe? Isn't he your worst enemy? The very one who wants you dead?HUSBAND: Yes. Marry him!...

Kwame, a deeply suspicious husband, hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's...

Mind how you offer your prayers as couples...HUSBAND: Father Lord, I pray for Mercy, I pray for Faith, I pray for Charity, Joy and Grace. Thank you Lord for bringing Joy, Grace,...

GIRLFRIEND: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?BOYFRIEND: You told me to surprise you.

Last week I checked into my hotel and was a bit lonely. I thought I'd call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book...

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole.He watches for a moment, then continues on...

Dear Husband John:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last...

In the morning, Kwame calls to his boss, "Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and both my hands and...