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How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...
Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting. When everybody had settled down, his father said, "Kwame, your mum and I have found...
Man returns home and screams out loudly..."Honey, pack your things, I've won a million dollars today!"Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks, "What kind of clothes should I take with...
A boy was reading with music playing beside his step-brother who was sleeping at a corner. When his step-mother came and saw him, she shouts angrily at him saying, ''WILL YOU PUT...
I caught my pastor drinking star in a bar which I often visit and shouted, ''What! Pastor you are supposed to be drinking drinks like Malt, Pepsi or Coke and not Star.'' The...
I saw a man smoking CIGARETTE inside the church. I was so shocked that my bottle of STAR BEER nearly dropped from my hand!
FATHER: Why did you get such a low score in that test?SON: I was Absent when they did the test.FATHER: You were absent on the day of the test?SON: No, but the boy who sits next to...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering...
An exam was conducted in maritime academy on the course code Com101 (Computer Science). One of the questions is... List any 5 component of a Personal Computer (PC) and explain....
During a lesson, Akpos yawns extremely wide.The teacher tries to make a joke, "Akpos, don't swallow me."Akpos replies, "Don't worry ma, I don't eat goat meat."