All Jokes
A lecturer at the University of Lagos decided to give his students a test. He gave each of them a script and instructed them not to cancel anything, if not they will fail the test...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next...
A man walked into a bar and saw his best friend drinking to stupor. Scared, he runs over to him and asks, "Guy, what's all this about?" And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to...
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's more than two. Ugly: It's actually ten. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good...
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in-front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to...
An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God, moved by his prayers, told him to make only one wish which will be granted! The Igbo man...
I called MTN's customer care number, a lady picked and we had this conversation.LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Joy, what's...
A snail walks into a bar... SNAIL: Can I have a glass of milk BARTENDER: NO!!!And he throws the snail out of the bar. ONE MONTH LATER SNAIL: Hey! What was...
A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hairy thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my sponge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too...
On Valentine's day, my girl will buy me;1 Boxers short = N1501 Perfume = N2001 Singlet = N150Total spent N500.But she will expect me to buy an Iphone 6, which cost N150,000, for...