All Jokes

A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well,...

MOTHER: There were 3 cookies in the jar yesterday and now there is only 1. How come?NAUGHTY KID: It was dark so I must have missed one.

I've you noticed:1. If you suck one nipple well the woman herself offers you the other one; This was the origin of "buy one get one free".2. Virginity is like a bubble; one prick...

TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...

FATHER: Happy birthday son! What do you want me to buy for you as a gift?SON: An Iphone 6 dadFATHER: I think your birthday have been cancelled.

At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. He was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know...

One man's marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. "Well," his friend says, "you can always have...

One day a rich man dies and goes to heaven.St. Peter says, "Now Aliko, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where...

The following below are some of the lies people update on Facebook...You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: I...

Kwame and one of his friend decided to apply for job at a mine that had just opened near them. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, his friend got called in for his...