All Jokes
Wikipedia: I know everything.Google: I have everything.Facebook: I know everybody.Internet: Without me, you are all nothing.NEPA: Keep talking we shall see.
Akpos goes off to the University...Half way through the semester, he squanders his money foolishly. He calls his father at home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern...
An educated woman got married to an illiterate. One day, they went out on a date.They were served food without spoons. MAN: Waiter, please bring me 2 spoon.WOMAN: It's 'spoons'...
Mr and Mrs banda have 3 children, two girls and a boy- who was the youngest of the three. The two young ladies were being introduced to the world of partying at night which turned...
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a policeman drives them back to...
QUESTION: How do Chinese people name their babies?ANSWER: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!
TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!
GIRL: Hey, what's up? BOY: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
PATIENT: Doc, please help me, I've tried all my possible best to have a baby but nothing works. What should I do?DOCTOR: Well, I think your problem could be hereditary. Did your...