All Jokes

A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra (sex pills) for him. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he...

KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.

BABE: Hey cute guy.GUY: Hey babe.BABE: Honey, send me some airtime, it's raining here... I can't go out into the rain to get it.GUY: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327#BABE: What's this...

GIRL: Sweetie, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.BOY: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison.

Two days to Valentines Day, Akpos and his girlfriend broke up. This is what happened:GIRLFRIEND: Hey dear, Saturday is Valentines Day.AKPOS: But there is an election on Saturday?...

On their wedding night, Kwame's new young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Kwame readily agreed.This...

TEACHER: What did you write in your story?AKPOS: At the beginning, I wrote a man was riding a horse and at the end I wrote he reached his destination.TEACHER: You idiot, what did...

After getting drunk, a man was staggering home one night, coming back from the beer parlour.As he staggered, he fell into a gutter.He felt the coldness of the gutter's water and...

I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''." I...

Lady on phone, "Is that a police station? A man has entered my house and he is molesting me right now!... Can you... Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Awwwwww! Oooooooh! Yeaaahhh! Arrest him...