Million Dollar Sex

On their wedding night, Kwame's new young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Kwame readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with Kwame thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, the wife was surprised to find her husband, Kwame, in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, Kwame explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been sacked. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he??d be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million. She explained that she had ??charged?? him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Kwame was so shocked that he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I??d had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you."

That??s when she shot him.

You know, men just don??t know when to keep their mouths shut!
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