All Jokes

GEORGE: KEVIN! Nice to see you. What's happening? KEVIN: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me. KEVIN: Hu is the new leader of...

Takes car to a mechanic... AMERICAN MECHANIC: We need to run some tests before we know the problem NIGERIA MECHANIC: On am! Off am! On am again! Off am... Oga na radiator.

Once, a little girl went to a shop with her mother. In the shop, the little caught a glimpse of a bottle filled with sweets. The shopkeeper noticed her staring at the bottle...

A man was driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay...

Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan while you're having sex? A: Let her catch you doing it.

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when...

Just of recent, a teacher, a garbage/dustbin collector, and a lawyer died and met themselves at the Pearly Gates of heaven. St. Peter told them that in order to get into Heaven,...

A very fat woman was about strangling the driver of a taxi she boarded. After being separated by passersby, the woman was asked what the taxi driver did. She said, "When I...

A woman went for a family planning method and was giving a form of special condom... after a month, the husband makes an observation... HUSBAND : Dear, I don't think this...

Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook Wall within 7 days... you'll get another Sunday. It really works! One of my friends ignored this message and he got a Monday within...