All Jokes
Lipton Tea manufacturer wanted a new advertising gimmick, so the senior creative manager at the advertising agency decided to go to Rome to see if he could persuade the Pope to...
1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can feel a connection. 2. Are you tired? You've been running on my mind day and night...
WIFE: Dear, there is no rice again in the house. HUSBAND: What are you telling me? I bought a bag of rice to this house last six months, I need an...
A fat man saw an ad that says, "LOSE 5KG IN A WEEK"He calls and said, "I would like to join!"The lady at the end of the call replied, "OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning.Next...
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Kenyan, one is South-African, one is Nigerian, and the last one is a Ghanian. The Kenyan walks to the ledge and says, "...
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but...
BEFORE MARRIAGEBOY: At last! I can hardly wait!Girl: Do you want me to leave?BOY: NO! don't even think about it.GIRL: Do you love me?BOY: Of course! Always.GIRL: Have you ever...
TEACHER: Who can give me an example of a co-incidence? AKPOS: My mother and father married the same day.
EKAETTE: Hey Akpos, wanna hear a joke?AKPOS: No, I'm already looking at one.
Akpos dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter is standing at the gate. He says, "If you can answer these three questions I will let you in to heaven. First, how...