All Jokes

I received a message from my phone network on Independence Day. The message says:"Know interesting facts about your country. Text NIG to 32050. Text costs N100 per day."As a good...

MAN: I want to give myself to you.WOMAN: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!

Little Akpos was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything, tutors, mentors, flash cards, and special learning centres. In short, everything they could think of...

Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to...

Kwame one day told Akpos about the robbery in their neighbourhood. He said, "The robbers have been attacking for a week now. They have robbed four houses including my house and...

A woman tells her Priest, "I'm so angry with my husband!" The Priest replies, "Why?" "I asked him who would you save if your mum and I were drowning in a deep sea?" "And what was...

AKPOS: Hello baby. What's your name?GIRL: Why should I tell you? I don't even know you.AKPOS: OK. Can I have your phone number then?GIRL: Nope.AKPOS: Can we at least meet on...

Becky was walking down a residential street, when she noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his veranda. She called out to him as she passed. "Good afternoon! I couldn't...

This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a girl he just met earlier in the day: AKPOS: Hello girl. GIRL: Hi. AKPOS: You are really...

Akpos strolls into his father's bedroom to catch him sliding on a condom. His father quickly adjusts and bends over pretending to look under the bed."What are you looking for dad...