All Jokes

Two boys, Thambo and Akpos, were arguing about whose father is more of a coward and here is the conversation they had:THAMBO: My father is so scared that whenever he hears a gun...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal...

John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger. John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who...

Akpos and a little girl are playing. Akpos pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and...

A biology teacher draws a frog on the board: TEACHER: Who can tell me what I just drew on the board? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stood up) You sir!Akpos has been expelled from...

Armed robbers broke into Akpos' household one day and asked everyone to lie flat. After gathering all they could, they decided to kill everyone one by one. Akpor' gateman was...

Akpos was very pressed. But luckily for him, he passed by a lonely school where no eyes was preying.He noticed a sign board behind the school with the inscription that says" DO...

One day, Me and my girlfriend were seriously having a go- shouting and throwing insult- at each other. Then I suddenly said to her, ''PACK YOUR THINGS AND...''At that moment, a...

Akpos is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Akpos replied, "Actually, I've...