All Jokes

Wife to husband: "I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always. Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.

One day, Akpos drives his date up to a lonely and secluded area and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as he makes his move."I'm a prostitute." Akpos thinks...

Akpos' wife was pregnant and the following conversation ensued: WIFE: Darling, guess what? AKPOS: What?WIFE: I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I'm pregnant...

Mrs. Ifeoma phoned the electrician because her television quit working. The electrician couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work...

When Akpos was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity...

At the end of a lecture, the teacher asked the student whether they had any questions to ask.AKPOS: Sir! I don't understand the topic.TEACHER: Hmmm. You should have listened to...

A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don't move! HUSBAND: Who...

A man went to buy breast wears for his wife but was confused about the breast size of his wife... SHOPKEEPER: Is the breast size of your wife as large as a Pawpaw? MAN: No!...

These are some types of 'Big Girls' we have in town:Kemi says, "Waiter, please I like my SALAD very hot. Also, can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA?''Sharon says, "Hey friend, give me...

I met a genie today who granted me one wish. I want to live forever, I said.Sorry, said the genie, Im not allowed to grant wishes like that.Fine, I said, I want to die when...