All Jokes

Akpos was always stealing his mother's money any where she hid it. The mother, very confused about what to do, decided to talk to her husband about it...

These are some types of 'Big Girls' we have in town:Kemi says, "Waiter, please I like my SALAD very hot. Also, can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA?''Sharon says, "Hey friend, give me...

I met a genie today who granted me one wish. I want to live forever, I said.Sorry, said the genie, Im not allowed to grant wishes like that.Fine, I said, I want to die when...

One day, a man thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son DAD: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. SON: No. DAD: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. SON: OK! The...

Police officers were at a road block. One of them stops a trailer:POLICEMAN: Where is your permit?DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)POLICEMAN: Do you have an extinguisher?DRIVER: Yes,...

TEACHER: What's a valley!AKPOS: A valley is a long "depression" (or low part) in the land, between two higher parts, ma. TEACHER: Excellent answer Akpos. Give me an example!AKPOS...

Akpos came home early from office. He was shocked to see his wife with his friend, Thambo. He told his wife to get out of the room. Then he said, "Thambo, what are you doing here...

When Akpos was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity...

At the end of a lecture, the teacher asked the student whether they had any questions to ask.AKPOS: Sir! I don't understand the topic.TEACHER: Hmmm. You should have listened to...

A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don't move! HUSBAND: Who...