All Jokes

When People say they can't see anything good in you... Hug them and say, "Life is difficult for the BLIND!"

Akpos was in the church praying to God. He asked God to give him N100,000. He promised God that if he answers his prayer, he will give N10,000 out of the N100,000 to the poor....

A husband and wife are in church. The Pastor notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!” The wife answers, “You're the one who...

GIRL: Honey, I want a first class wedding. GUY: Really? GIRL: Yea. GUY: Okay no problem. GIRL: Thanks sweetheart. GUY: Love you... GIRL: Love you too. GUY:...

A man is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else's wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service...

A man went to Reddington Hospital in Victoria Island Lagos and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The...

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer...

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina... Akpos: I Love You Tina: Lol Akpos: I need you in my life Tina: Lol Akpos: You are my everything...

Those of you who your Facebook profile says, "Living in UK and working in Ife or Lagos." I'm not saying you are lying. I'm just bothered... How are you coping with the...

Akpos was sacked by his boss from a zoo because he left the lions gate open. And when asked why he did such a deadly act... He said "Who will dare steal a lion?