All Jokes
TEACHER: What is a Verb? CHIKE: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. TEACHER: What are you saying? CHIKE: It is a complete sentence sir. TEACHER: Are you mad?...
A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally gave birth... Now she's been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data...
This economic recession is no longer funny o! See women pricing school fees: "Aunty, how much if we remove geography and Physical Education, I want him to become a doctor, not a...
I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment". I was...
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... 18-21 years: There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other...
An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral....
A policeman stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver's license which were intact, the following conversation ensued......
On a windy day, an old lady is standing on a street corner, holding on to her hat with both hands, even though her dress is flying up over her face. An old man across the street...
During a golf game, a guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally...
A little boy work up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did I get my intelligence from?" The father replied, "Well son, you might have gotten it from your mother because I...