All Jokes
A little boy wanted 10,000naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happen.Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 10,000naira. When the postal authorities...
Finally, Akpos makes us proud.Akpos represented Nigeria in an International Maths Competition. They were asked:2/10=2CHINESE STUDENT: Wrong question!INDIAN STUDENT: Not possible!...
A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.
My dear GhanaiansIts church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.My fellow NigeriansIts bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.My dear...
DADDY: Say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: Come on, say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: F*ck you, say daddy!BABY: F*ck you, Mommy!MUM: Honey, I'm home!BABY: F*ck you!MUM: (shocked!) Who taught you...
Akpos promised his girlfriend twenty thousand naira while chatting with her on BBM. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel. "Honey! Where's the...
OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: Meaning?AKPOS: Michael Peter sir.OFFICER EAZY: Your father's name?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean?...
A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she...
JUDGE: Now then, please tell me what are the charges against you? AKPOS: I was caught shopping very early...JUDGE: That doesn't seem like an offence to me... What do you mean by "...
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you...