All Jokes
A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms and fixed it on the wall. Each night, she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day...
WARNING! A Deeply Intelligent JokeBanta is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey.Santa happens to come into the bar and sees him."Banta,"...
Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was...
KWAME: Dude, why do you want to swallow a magnet?AKPOS: My wife says I'm not ATTRACTIVE again...
Three men at a bar were discussing a certain woman who was having trouble getting pregnant.The first man says, She must be impregnable.The second man says, Shes probably...
MAN: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?DOCTOR: Get a Virginity test kit.MAN: What's that?DOCTOR: Get a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a...
Akpos in his first trial as a lawyer in a murder trial, he was the defence attorney and was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the...
Akpos is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time...
To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift
SOPHIE: Why are those two mentally ill people kissing each other? AKPOS: They are MADLY in love.