All Jokes
Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...
A Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "...And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.After...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine??s Day. What do you think it means?""You??ll know tonight," he said.That...
One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Have you anything to cure hiccups?" The chemist asked him to turn round and suddenly gave him a hard slap on the back. The man...
There was once a man that called himself the great thief. He went to a computer trade fair in Badagry, Lagos State. Every day, as he entered, he said to the guard at the door, "I...
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time?ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules!...
A man sped past a stop sign one day, and a traffic officer spotted him. When the man was stopped, the following conversation arose:OFFICER: Didn't you see that red sign there that...
An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber replied, "No charge. I consider it a service to...
KWAME: Why do you want to divorce your Wife? I thought you two were madly in love?AKPOS: She smiles a lot when she sleeps, I think she's has another husband in her DREAMS!
A Ghanaian, a Kenyan and a Nigerian entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, "I'm going to say jokes for an hour straight and whoever doesn't laugh at the end...