All Jokes
During the shooting of a movie.DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you...but don't worry it wont bite you.AKPOS: How sure are you?DIRECTOR: It is...
CUSTOMER: How much is that tie?SALESMAN: $100CUSTOMER: Why? I can buy a pair of shoes with that money?SALESMAN: But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck?
TEACHER: (writes a problem on the blackboard) What will you do if this kind of question is thrown at you in your maths exam? AKPOS: I would dodge...
FRIEND 1: I can make you say brown. FRIEND 2: Hmmm. You can't make me say brown. FRIEND 1: Ok, what is the colour of...
Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.He thinks of ways to discourage this...
TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!
A man died and here is his will..."To my only child, I leave him my house in Lagos and Johannesburg and my land in Abuja.""To my dear wife, I leave her the management of my...
A man wanted to buy a cow, so he holds the cow's udders (breasts) and at the same time caresses them. His son asks, "Dad why are you doing that to the cow?"The man replied, "Son,...
A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he said, "please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...