All Jokes

I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal oriented us on what to do when we are caught with incriminating materials. Her words, "If an external supervisor catches you...

TEACHER: We are going to learn proverbs today. Who has an example to share?STUDENT 1: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.STUDENT 2: A crab does not give birth to a bird....

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don't you do that?!HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her!

Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour...PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

An English Teacher was teaching sentences in an English class...TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word, ''spokesman'' EDWARD: My dad is a retired spokesman. TEACHER: Good...

MUM: Akpos, why are you rubbing my powder and lipstick on your chest?AKPOS: Mum, my teacher asked me to MAKE UP my mind before coming to school.

Akpos sees his father in the shower and ask what his testicles are, the father said, "Those are the APPLES OF THE TREE OF LIFE" he tells Akpos, by the way of poetic concealment....

A white man walked into a mall and was approached by an eager attendant named Akpos. AKPOS: Good day sir, as you can see, we have anything you would probably want;...

A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his...