All Jokes

While walking home from school one day, Akpos sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt...

I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal oriented us on what to do when we are caught with incriminating materials. Her words, "If an external supervisor catches you...

There was a blonde who was driving her car on her way back home. Suddenly, her car breaks down. So she called a mechanic to fix the car. The mechanic said, "Your car has a battery...

TEACHER: We are going to learn proverbs today. Who has an example to share?STUDENT 1: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.STUDENT 2: A crab does not give birth to a bird....

Do you recognise the following habits below?...When making a call, your finger is always on the end button, ready to cut the call.You always check the airtime balance after each...

I was at a bar taking a drink as usual when I heard a girl screamed. People gathered around her to know what happened to her.But to my greatest surprise, she said she sat on her...

Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...

TEACHER: Give the longest sentence. ADE: life imprisonment!

A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...

Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination... QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners;...