All Jokes
In a mental hospital, a mad man chases the senior doctor with a knife. The doctor runs for dear life until he gets to a dead end. The mad man stops and says, "Take the knife, it's...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!
I was in somewhere in Lagos last week when a bullion van crashed into a pole and millions of naira was spilled. I was making for the cash when a policeman intercepted: POLICEMAN:...
LAWYER: Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in Lagos a week ago from the village and barely knew his...
A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend...SONIA: Baby, How are you doing?AKPOS: I'm fine sweetie and you?SONIA: I'm fine, but I need something from you baby....
A girl told her boyfriend to take her shirt to the dry-cleaners. On his way, the boyfriend ripped her shirt. He came back, apologising for ripping her shirt. She said, "It's...
A very good friend of mine whose sister died two weeks ago saw me and accused me of not being a caring friend. He said to me, "My sister died two weeks ago and you refused to come...
The teacher of the geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me...
A Police officer at a checkpoint jumps in the middle of the road to stop a moving car 10 meters away and shouts, "Stop! Stop! Your headlight is not working!" the driver of the car...