All Jokes

Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.He thinks of ways to discourage this...

TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!

A man died and here is his will..."To my only child, I leave him my house in Lagos and Johannesburg and my land in Abuja.""To my dear wife, I leave her the management of my...

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he said, "please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...

TEACHER: Akpos, why didn't you do your home work?AKPOS: Because I'm Homeless.

Timi was racing around the compound on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! (He hit his bicycle on the...

A Husband says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear?" Wife says, "No I might go deaf!" husband says, "I've been cuming in your mouth for 20 years and you are...

Akpos spent the night with his mistress and comes back in the morning.WIFE: Where have you been? Where did you sleep?AKPOS: At Johnny's place, he lost his sister.WIFE: OK...you...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't...