All Jokes
A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend...SONIA: Baby, How are you doing?AKPOS: I'm fine sweetie and you?SONIA: I'm fine, but I need something from you baby....
A girl told her boyfriend to take her shirt to the dry-cleaners. On his way, the boyfriend ripped her shirt. He came back, apologising for ripping her shirt. She said, "It's...
MAID: What do you want, sir?VISITOR: I want to see your master.MAID: What's your business, please? VISITOR: There is a bill...MAID: Ah! He left yesterday for his village......
There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food. Unfortunately, this man had only 50 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing...
In a mental hospital, a mad man chases the senior doctor with a knife. The doctor runs for dear life until he gets to a dead end. The mad man stops and says, "Take the knife, it's...
BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.
TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doctor! Doctor! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about...
After the engagement!GIRL: Stop looking at girls, you're committed now!BOY: What do you mean? If I'm fasting, It doesn't mean that I should not look at food.
Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them. The first guy thinks his wife is having sex with a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. The second guy...