All Jokes

You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me. You suck me and suck me, you suck my juice until it's dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish... Stop thinking so far and...

A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top ", she...

During the economic crisis in Nigeria, two local businessmen chat:1ST BUSINESSMAN: Do you pay for your employees?2ND BUSINESSMAN: Nope, haven't paid them for months.1ST...

Akpos did not want to school so he decided to call his teacher using his dad's phone. Pretending to be his dad and the following conversation took place:AKPOS: Good morning Mr....

A conversation between two sellers...UCHE: Emeka, How's business?EMEKA: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold only one dress.UCHE: That's really bad. How about today?EMEKA:...

Akpos' girlfriend comes home and starts ranting that a man across the street grabbed her buttocks and was caressing it forcefully. Akpos terribly angry about this storms out of...

"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered huskily, "...undress you,...

One day, Akpos and his wife were on the bed having an honest conversation...WIFE: How many women have you slept with?AKPOS: Only you baby. I slept with other women with my eyes...

A Lagos couple decided to go on a vacation to New York during winter. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left early...