All Jokes
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doctor! Doctor! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about...
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away.Johnny, wait until weve said our prayer,...
AKPOS: Excuse me ma!TEACHER: How may I help you? AKPOS: Will you beat me for something I did not do? TEACHER: No, why would I? AKPOS: Thank God! I did not do my home work.
CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour...PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on...
Apkos went for a police position and had to answer a background question paper. The very last question stated, "It is midnight, and you find a burglar in your lounge, stealing...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam...
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper...
A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time. So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" and not go into...