All Jokes

Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.He thinks of ways to discourage this...

TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!

A man died and here is his will..."To my only child, I leave him my house in Lagos and Johannesburg and my land in Abuja.""To my dear wife, I leave her the management of my...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: Akpos, if I come to your house with five monkeys and you already have two monkeys, how many monkeys will that be in total? AKPOS: 8 Monkeys sir...

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father...FATHER: Akpos, how was your exams today?AKPOS: It was very difficult, so I didnt even go to the exams center....

During the shooting of a movie.DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you...but don't worry it wont bite you.AKPOS: How sure are you?DIRECTOR: It is...

CUSTOMER: How much is that tie?SALESMAN: $100CUSTOMER: Why? I can buy a pair of shoes with that money?SALESMAN: But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck?

TEACHER: (writes a problem on the blackboard) What will you do if this kind of question is thrown at you in your maths exam? AKPOS: I would dodge...

A guy brought a lady into his room. The guy pulled his pant off, "Lady! Meet my little brother!" The lady turned to leave and shouted, "When he grows up, call me back!"

GIRL: When we get married, I want you to stop smoking. AKPOS: Ok! GIRL: I will also want you to stop drinking too. AKPOS: Ok! GIRL: As well as stop going to the night club too....