All Jokes

One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a...

An robber ordered his victim to surrender all the money he had on him. The victim fearfully obeyed.After collecting the money, the robber asked his victim if he had brought all...

JULIUS MALEMA: Hello, I would like to order some guns, please. GUNSMITH: Some what? (The line is bad)JULIUS: Guns (Getting louder) GUNSMITH: Sorry, I can hardly hear, please...

A guy walk into a bar at the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.Five minutes later, the guy walks...

GIRL: I am warning you, my mum is coming back soon. BOY: Errr...but am not doing anything. GIRL: That's why am warning you, hurry up!

John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station, where he usually...

You are 35 years, a first class graduate without a job and you're singing a Lil Wayne's song titled, "i ain't gat no worries."

One day a grandfather and his educated grandson went to a camping trip, and set up their tent and fell asleep. After some hours, the grandfather woke up his grandson and said, "...

A white man 80 years of age married a young white lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man "at your age, how do you do that...

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door."Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."Sure...