All Jokes

AKPOS: Mum, please I need a baby brother.MUM: Your dad is not around right now, when he comes we will discuss about it.AKPOS: You know what, why don't you make it a surprise for...

A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...

In a rural program for farmers, there was a female reporter seeking the main cause of mad cow disease, she arranged an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist...

Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept as a secret between the three of them.The First Pastor Said: My problem is money I do...

The President and his wife, visited a catholic church in Abuja. In honour of their visitation, the church decided to keep blown up pictures of both of them beside the Crucifix (...

Akpos went to a night club, and when he got home the following conversation ensued.MUM: Akpos, where are you coming from?AKPOS: Classes!MUM: Don't lie to me boy!!!!!AKPOS: I went...

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan!...

A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over the years but none of them could help.Finally One doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your...

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who quite naturally wanted something from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for...