All Jokes

GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!BOY: Why?GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that.GIRL: I'm going to break...

Akpos was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.AKPOS: Why are you eating grass?POOR MAN: I...

A certain Governor and his personal assistant were on a tour in his state and all of a sudden his driver ran into potholes again and again.It became too much that he even hit his...

A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend:"come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me,look for flat 9A,you'll find a lift on your right.Then, hit 9 with...

Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira...

When a boy does something wrong...GIRL: You broke my Favorite Lamp!BOY: It was an Accident...I didn't mean to...GIRL: I can't believe you did this!BOY: I'm Sorry...When a girl...

When I went to school I was taught:PUSSY meant a CATSEX meant GENDERBITCH was a FEMALE DOGDICK was a NAMEBANG was a SOUNDRUBBER was an ERASERASS was an ANIMALSCREW was just a...

TEACHER: How can you hit an egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?AKPOS: Anyhow you like. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

There is this girl I love so much but I still don't know why she won't talk to me anymore. It started like this:She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!" I commented: "Which...