All Jokes
Akpors, John and Rukewe were stranded in the Sahara desert, when they saw a bottle of Wine. They were so happy because they hadn't taken a drink in days.They decided to share the...
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for a bar. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. His wife, waiting up for him, would...
Akpos was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.AKPOS: Why are you eating grass?POOR MAN: I...
Are you tired of the single life? Why not challenge God today? Buy the wedding gown and see if God won't supply the groom! If it doesn't work, RENT THE HALL!
A certain Governor and his personal assistant were on a tour in his state and all of a sudden his driver ran into potholes again and again.It became too much that he even hit his...
A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...
Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend:"come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me,look for flat 9A,you'll find a lift on your right.Then, hit 9 with...
Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira...
A conversation between an husband and wife in their bedroom getting ready to have sex.HUSBAND: Dear, you should have this hair shaved a bit.WIFE: [Rolls her eyes] Yea! heard that...
You are in 400 level and your G.P can not even flash MTN to MTN, yet you are telling a guy to buy you Brazilian hair of N 250,000 for your birthday. On which head?