All Jokes

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.~~~~~~Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter: That' s all right sir...

A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress, and began to...

After 24 years of marriage, a wife accuses her husbandWIFE: Ever since we got married he has never uttered the words "I love you". JUDGE: Is this true?HUSBAND: Yes! Ever since I...

A group of people were beating a thief, who was accused of stealing a goat. On their way, they met a pastor. PASTOR: Why are you beating him? PEOPLE: He stole a goat. THIEF: Haa!...

A woman was beating her son because he did something bad the following dialogue ensued:SON: Why are you beating me?MOTHER: I am beating you because I love you.SON: I wish I was...

A man asks wife "what would you do if I won a lottery?" Wife says "I would take half and leave you." "Perfect. I have won Rs.100, here's Rs.50. Now get lost!"

A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked "Who is a muslim here?" The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, "How can a full...

AKPOS: What is the cost of the plastic surgery?DOCTOR: Its about N 900,000.AKPOS: What!? Doctor that's too expensive. Okay...err...what if I bring the plastic?

A teacher asked Akpos if he should ask him one difficult question or two simple question, "one difficult question sir", Akpos answered".TEACHER: How many stars did you see last...

Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...