All Jokes
GIRL: Hello BOY: My love how are you doing? GIRL: I'm fine. BOY: Will you be free this weekend?...
A three years old boy walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.He inquisitively asks the lady "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied...
A husband and his wife were waiting at the bus stop with their 8 children. A blind man joins them a few minutes later. When the bus arrived, they found it to be overloaded and...
A local NGO office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, Akpos. The person in charge of contributions called him to...
A man asks wife "what would you do if I won a lottery?" Wife says "I would take half and leave you." "Perfect. I have won Rs.100, here's Rs.50. Now get lost!"
A guy was chilling with his girlfriend when she excused herself to attend to something else but left her phone behind.A while later her phone rang and the guy looked at the caller...
Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is...
A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's man,"whats so special about the parrot?" Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the parrot, "how do i look...
Three Sperms are discussing about their future:SPERM 1: I will be a doctor when I'm born.SPERM 2: I will be a Footballer.SPERM 3: As for me, I will be a...Oh my God!SPERM 1 & 2:...
A teacher got quite angry at Akpos after he answered another question without thinking ... and she asked Teacher: "How stupid can you be?"Akpos: Is that a challenge?