All Jokes

A conversation between an husband and wife in their bedroom getting ready to have sex.HUSBAND: Dear, you should have this hair shaved a bit.WIFE: [Rolls her eyes] Yea! heard that...

Akpos was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.AKPOS: Why are you eating grass?POOR MAN: I...

You are in 400 level and your G.P can not even flash MTN to MTN, yet you are telling a guy to buy you Brazilian hair of N 250,000 for your birthday. On which head?

A man was not feeling well and went to the doctor for checkup. After the doctor examined the man he said "I am sorry but you are dying" the man asked with shock "how much time do...

When I went to school I was taught:PUSSY meant a CATSEX meant GENDERBITCH was a FEMALE DOGDICK was a NAMEBANG was a SOUNDRUBBER was an ERASERASS was an ANIMALSCREW was just a...

TEACHER: How can you hit an egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?AKPOS: Anyhow you like. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

There is this girl I love so much but I still don't know why she won't talk to me anymore. It started like this:She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!" I commented: "Which...

SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up. SON: I tried not to...

Mrs kofo said 2 her maid "Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." The maid replied, "I don't believe it ma, you are just saying it to make me...

Akpos fell into a well and was screaming for help. His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help:AKPOS: How much did you buy the rope?EKAETTE: NGN 1000AKPOS(Still inside the well...