All Jokes

Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day,...

Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're...

WIFE: How many girlfriends did you have before we got married?Husband remains silent...Five mintues later.WIFE: Why are you silent?HUSBAND: Don't disturb while I'm counting!

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my...

Akpos read from cover to cover preparing for his entrance examination. His father came to his room and saw him reading.FATHER: Akpos, make sure you pass that exam otherwise just...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats...

Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...

Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you...

A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear...