All Jokes

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can I have your phone for a minute?BOYFRIEND: Okay, wait lemme switch it on [he deletes messages, deletephotos, deletes videos, logs out from facebook, formats...

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards herBOY: Can I kiss you?GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.BOY: Please.GIRL: No.BOY: You were too...

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "honey, can you hear me?"...

After a few years of married life, Akpos finds that he is unable to perform his manly duty. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the...

Akpos goes to a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her.

AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!OPERATOR: Where is your...

MAGICIAN: I'll cut your wife's body into two halves. AKPOS: What kind of magic is that, you'll turn my problem from one to two! Make her disappear instead

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with for young mothers and their children. You all have obsessions the doctor said.1. He said to the 1st mother, you are obsessed...

This is specially for wives and intending wives; as it may save you the risk of having a stroke and high BP.1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the...