All Jokes

A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he took another one then a man next to him said "do u know that chocolate will damage your teeth". The boy replied "my grandfather lived...

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. MAN: I want to thank you. I am a...

Akpos went to his neighbour and asked him if he had any remedy for his terrible toothache.AKPOS: I'm having a terrible toothache can you help me?NEIGHBOUR: Last week I had more...

Akpos and his friend Taku were discussing about their future while walking along the road.TAKU: This Lagos is big and beautiful o.AKPOS: Yes o, just like London.TAKU: Well I know...

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating."Why are you sweating...

A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands,...

AKPOS: Papa when I go to HEAVEN, I will ask Mama why she died without notice.PAPA: What if she is in HELL?AKPOS: Ah Papa! You will then have to ask her.

The maid asked for an increase in salary, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"HELEN: There are three reasons. The first is...

AKPOS: Swthrt lets play hide and seek.... EKAETTE: Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't find you till Feb 15th.

An American was visiting Nigeria for the first time, so he boarded a taxi from the airport to his hotel, on the way the American saw a beautiful building and asked the driver, "...