All Jokes
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened."First body,...
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in heaven, God says "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you...
MUSA: Good morning my cheque book had been stolen.ACCOUNT OFFICER: Then we need to block the cheque so that your signature won't be forged and your account swept.MUSA: Don't...
There were two little boys, 8 years JOHN and BILL 10 years old , very mischievous and naughty. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief...
A Pakistani boy was admitted in an American school TEACHER: What's ur name?BOY: MohammadTEACHER: No, you're in America your name is Johnny from todayThe boy went homeMOM: How was...
Osas,was embarking on a long trip and decides his wife should wear steel underwear. He locks the underwear and gives the key to his best friend Akpos, saying "If i don't come back...
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of R5000 and watches to see what they would do with the...
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "honey, can you hear me?"...
An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards herBOY: Can I kiss you?GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.BOY: Please.GIRL: No.BOY: You were too...