All Jokes
Teacher: Who can state one different between a bird and a fly?Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird!
Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpos ran into d forest and d men followed him. Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to...
Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him "sir can I help you open the door?" Akpos said "don't worry, just help me hold the...
Ochuko and Akpos were sitting under the tree arguing about whose son was more stupid.Ochuko:Akpos, my son is not just stupid but Dumb as well.Akpos:Oya make we call them and test...
A Doctor was giving speech on alcohol DOCTOR: People you know alcohol kills slowly...AKPOS: Who told you we are in a hurry?
Teacher: What do you understand by definitive deficit equity?Akpos: Lambta ighotobore amarkata.Teacher: I don't understand you.Akpos: Same here!
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered "You must demand cash before sex, I know him he...
TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x9957-7/789?AKPOS: I will get it wrong!
Three drunk men stopped a taxi. The driver noticed they were heavily drunk as he opened the door for them to enter. Wanting to play a trick on the drunk men to make fast money, he...