All Jokes
An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...this year I won't b able to plant potatoes and other things because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would...
Akpos at an Art galleryAKPOS: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?ART DEALER: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
Akpos: Mum, I have good news for you. Mum: What is that? Did you finally pass your Waec. Akpos: Mum, goodnews and miracle don't have the same...
Akpos: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Akpos: if only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
AKPOS: Your teeth are like the stars.EKAETTE: Awwwww, thanks are they that pretty?AKPOS: No, they are far away from each other!
We went to aro for visitation. They wanted to test to know the next of the insane men to release. The doctor drew a door on the wall and asked the patients to open and pass...
DOCTOR: You look terribly exhausted, are you having meals 3 times a day as I advised?EKAETTE: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Imagine this conversation...Chichi: Do you smoke?Akpos: Yes....Chichi: How many packs a day?Akpos: 3 packs.Chichi: How much per pack?Akpos: N200.Chichi: And how long have you been...
An angry wife to her husband (Akpos) on phone.Wife: Where the hell are you?Akpos: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with...
We have three classes of poverty. Primary, Secondary and Tertiary poverty. Teacher asks "who can explain the three classes of poverty?" Akpos stood up and said "Sir we are...