All Jokes

The following conversation occurred between Akpos and his teacher:Teacher: Apkos how was your night?Akpos: I dont know 'cos I was sleeping.

One day Akpos was walking in the street? He met Edet who asked him what had happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages.He said "I was ironing my clothes when the...

One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenly Apkos said "I'll bet N500 that the guy won't...

The only time Akpos passed the lie detector test was when asked if he was smarter than GEJ. He said yes

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd akpos from Nigeria.They go with...

A Doctor was giving speech on alcohol DOCTOR: People you know alcohol kills slowly...AKPOS: Who told you we are in a hurry?

Teacher: What do you understand by definitive deficit equity?Akpos: Lambta ighotobore amarkata.Teacher: I don't understand you.Akpos: Same here!

A woman goes to see a doctor. She has to wait in line to see him. Finally its her turn.WOMAN: Doctor, I have a problem, people ignore me.DOCTOR: Next!

Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of chocolate. When they got outside he showed Akpos and told "I am the greatest". Akpos...

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way...