All Jokes
Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london,...
A husband and wife were celebrating their 60th birthday together when suddenly an angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request. The wife was so...
AKPOS: Isn't our principal an idiot? GIRL: Do you know who i am? AKPOS: NoGIRL: Im his daughter. AKPOS: Do u know me? GIRL: No! AKPOS: Thank God.
Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?Akpors: 10 doughnuts.Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big...
An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...this year I won't b able to plant potatoes and other things because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would...
Akpos at an Art galleryAKPOS: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?ART DEALER: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!
Akpos: Mum, I have good news for you. Mum: What is that? Did you finally pass your Waec. Akpos: Mum, goodnews and miracle don't have the same...
