All Jokes

An old couple returning from Ghana cross the border. The customs agent ask the man, "Did you buy anything while in Ghana?"The man answers, "No."The man's wife asks her husband, "...

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."

Akpos, a guy in his mid thirties who is also known for making lots of troubles, walked into a bar, met with the manager and started yelling, "Give me one carton of beer, five...

As I was going to visit a friend, I saw my neighbour's little child at the other end of the street holding two ten naira notes, he was crying profusely. I asked him, ''Junior...

An old man with a brown bag, entered a bus, and sat close to a lady putting on a very long skirt. The old man dips his hands in the bag and brought out a photo and camera, in...

A Lady Wearing a Brazilian Hair worth N500,000 And Complaining Of Headache...Does She Need A Prophet To Tell Her She's Carrying 2 Plots Of Land On Her Head?

Zabo is an 8-year old boy who lives with his parent and grandma. One Monday morning, Zabo went to the table for breakfast expecting to see the family all set at the dining, but to...

GUY: Babe what phone is this?GIRL: Well is the new Bold 20GUY: Does Bold 20 exist?GIRL: YesGUY: How much?GIRL: Bought it for N500,000GUY: WTF! What can it do?GIRL: It doesn't go...

In a Social Studies class...TEACHER: A woman who is 100% sure of where are husband is, is called?AKPOS: A widow.

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations when it is prohibited there?Why is...