All Jokes

I'm so ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it! The worst...

We All Have That One House We Normally Use To Confirm If There is Light On Our Way Back Home.

SON: Mummy, why did Aunty Ego name her daughter GOLD?MUMMY: Sometimes, mothers name their children after what they like best.SON: So what is behind my own name? MUMMY: Don't...

Do you know the relationship between two eyes?They never see each other... BUT:1. They blink together2. They move together3. They cry together4. They see together5They sleep...

WIFE: Who are you speaking with on the phone? It's a woman abi?HUSBAND: Yes. Have I committed any sin talking to her?WIFE: Yes you have just Phonicated.

A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...

TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?

I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.I send 400...

I'm tired of this nonsense!So because I gave Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again? He's always calling me on my phone asking me for advice. Imagine, he called me two...

There was this babe I met, she was so eager for us to go out, she said, "Baby please, I want us to go out, there is one new Chinese Restaurant in town."I was like, "A CHINESE...