All Jokes

WHEN IT COMES TO SEX... Detectives do it under cover. Don't do it with bankers, most of them are tellers. Engineers do it to specification. Firemen do it with a big hose....

I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.I send 400...

We All Have That One House We Normally Use To Confirm If There is Light On Our Way Back Home.

SON: Mummy, why did Aunty Ego name her daughter GOLD?MUMMY: Sometimes, mothers name their children after what they like best.SON: So what is behind my own name? MUMMY: Don't...

Do you know the relationship between two eyes?They never see each other... BUT:1. They blink together2. They move together3. They cry together4. They see together5They sleep...

WIFE: Who are you speaking with on the phone? It's a woman abi?HUSBAND: Yes. Have I committed any sin talking to her?WIFE: Yes you have just Phonicated.

A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...

TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?

A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her, "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you." "No," she replies, "I'm...

In an International Mathematics competition...How do you write 4 in between 5?CHINESE: Is this a Joke?JAPANESE: Impossible!AMERICAN: The question is wrong.BRITON: Not found on the...