All Jokes
Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, "What is inside the bags?""Garri", Akpos...
One day, my Dad received an unusually large paycheque from where he works. He decided not to say anything about it.The following month, his cheque was for less than the normal...
Behind Every Successful Man, There is a Woman!If You Need More Success, Increase The Number of Women!
In an English Class...TEACHER: "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense. AKPOS: "You will go to jail".
A Nigerian and a Ghanaian were both opportuned to meet at an ATM stand. They both took different ATM stands when suddenly the Nigerian shouted and laughed, "Man, you are a dumb! I...
A Rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 yearsWhile a Tortoise doesn't run and does nothing. Yet lives for 300 years.MORAL:Exercise is a Lie... Laziness is the key.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."I went over, Nobody was home.
I saw a notification on my phone from MTN that said, "Your account is too low and you are having 90 naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly dial *322*214*Amount# "Without...
A woman walked into a pet shop looking for a parrot to buy. The shopkeeper showed her a beautiful African Red parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful one, and it's cheap...
Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the numbers under one name: WIFENever save it as "Wife 1" and "Wife2"!Forwarded from a Hospitalized Husband.