All Jokes

There was this babe I met, she was so eager for us to go out, she said, "Baby please, I want us to go out, there is one new Chinese Restaurant in town."I was like, "A CHINESE...

(Mom in the kitchen)KWAME: Mom, do you need a hand?MOM: Thanks dear, I've got it covered.(5 mins later)MOM: Kwame, you are not doing anything abi? You cannot help me wash the...

On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and wife in U.S were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of...

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car.Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's...

A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her, "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you." "No," she replies, "I'm...

Guys, please pray for me ooo! I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow, my eyes have serious problem! Whenever I look into my wallet, I see nothing in it!

My neighbour and I went to the police station to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing husband. She said, "He is 41 years old,...

Akpos brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced at 7.30 pm after work.His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.WIFE: The dishes are not...

In a Physics class...TEACHER: How do you convert centimeter to meter?AKPOS: You remove centi.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIESMary: Hello Love!Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.Sarah: And me tooMary: I am calling just to...