All Jokes
Zabo is an 8-year old boy who lives with his parent and grandma. One Monday morning, Zabo went to the table for breakfast expecting to see the family all set at the dining, but to...
A woman walked into a pet shop looking for a parrot to buy. The shopkeeper showed her a beautiful African Red parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful one, and it's cheap...
Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, "What is inside the bags?""Garri", Akpos...
One day, my Dad received an unusually large paycheque from where he works. He decided not to say anything about it.The following month, his cheque was for less than the normal...
Behind Every Successful Man, There is a Woman!If You Need More Success, Increase The Number of Women!
Nigerians love Alcohol so much...If Something Good happens, they Drink to Celebrate it.If Something bad Happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.If Nothing Happens...
A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, "Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive."The husband just smiled and said, "I won't be...
A Nigerian and a Ghanaian were both opportuned to meet at an ATM stand. They both took different ATM stands when suddenly the Nigerian shouted and laughed, "Man, you are a dumb! I...
In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?JANE: (raises up her hand) Small. TEACHER: Good!...
A Rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 yearsWhile a Tortoise doesn't run and does nothing. Yet lives for 300 years.MORAL:Exercise is a Lie... Laziness is the key.