All Jokes
On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and wife in U.S were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of...
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll...
As a boss, I thought I had heard every excuse until Mrs. Adebayo walked into work late today. I asked her, "Mrs. Adebayo, why did you come late today?""Sir," she said, "My husband...
Guys, please pray for me ooo! I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow, my eyes have serious problem! Whenever I look into my wallet, I see nothing in it!
My neighbour and I went to the police station to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing husband. She said, "He is 41 years old,...
Akpos brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced at 7.30 pm after work.His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.WIFE: The dishes are not...
In a Physics class...TEACHER: How do you convert centimeter to meter?AKPOS: You remove centi.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIESMary: Hello Love!Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.Sarah: And me tooMary: I am calling just to...
A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next fuel station to fill up the tank....
DOCTOR TO PATIENT: You will die within 2 hours, do you want to see any one before you die?PATIENT: Yes, a good Doctor.