All Jokes
A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, "Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive."The husband just smiled and said, "I won't be...
A woman walked into a pet shop looking for a parrot to buy. The shopkeeper showed her a beautiful African Red parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful one, and it's cheap...
Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, "What is inside the bags?""Garri", Akpos...
One day, my Dad received an unusually large paycheque from where he works. He decided not to say anything about it.The following month, his cheque was for less than the normal...
Behind Every Successful Man, There is a Woman!If You Need More Success, Increase The Number of Women!
Nigerians love Alcohol so much...If Something Good happens, they Drink to Celebrate it.If Something bad Happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.If Nothing Happens...
After a Maths Examination...AKPOS: The exam was too tough, I left the paper blank.KWAME: Same here, I left it blank tooAKPOS: Oh my God! The teacher is going to think we copied...
May you live long like corruption in NigeriaMay your generosity spread like poverty in Uganda.May your Blessings increase like fuel price in NigeriaMay your enemies fall like the...
Akpos and his Girlfriend had a fight and the following conversation ensued between them:AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!GIRLFRIEND: I don'...
Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. In the first step, they cut of one leg of a dog, they then ordered it to move and it did.They cut off another leg, leaving the dog...