All Jokes

DAD: Jessica I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa. JESSICA: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick.

This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...

WHEN IT COMES TO SEX... Detectives do it under cover. Don't do it with bankers, most of them are tellers. Engineers do it to specification. Firemen do it with a big hose....

TRUE FACTSIt takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg.The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.The femur is as hard as...

One day a little girl became puzzled about her origin."How did I get here, Mummy?" she asked.Her mother replied, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you here my daughter.""Did God...

I'm so ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it! The worst...

GIRLFRIEND: Hello oooo dearie!!!! KWAME: Hi. GIRLFRIEND: What happened? KWAME: Nothing. GIRLFRIEND: No, say na, what happened? You look unhappy. KWAME: I will ask you something...

A squad of Nigerian Soldiers were sleeping soundly in their bunker in Sambisa Forest when their general kicked open the door and yelled, "Okay boys, line up outside in five, this...

The inspector of Police enters the station and orders...INSPECTOR: Today, we're going to finally arrest the notorious leader of the terrorist group that has been terrorising this...

Husband buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife.WIFE: Ah! Same colour? People will think I don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?