All Jokes
TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE
A boy and his Dad were talking last night about love and marriage.The boy's Dad told him that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to his Mum would be like. It seems...
10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you...
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...
A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year... GIRL: Hello cutie. GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me. GIRL: I'm all...
Psalm 23 in Pidgin/Broken English1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body...
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the...
The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough and it takes up a lot of your strength to go through it. What do you get at the end of it? Death! I think the life...
Sometimes women can be too suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset, "You are running around with other women." she charged...
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have somegood news and, I have some bad news."The art collector replied...