All Jokes
YOUR FATHER:OCCUPATION: Civil Servant.SALARY: N50,000.PHONE TYPE: Nokia Torch.YOUR MOTHER:OCCUPATION: Secretary.SALARY: N30,000PHONE TYPE: Tecno Dual Sim (China)YOU:CCUPATION:...
A girl gave one boy her number in Shoprite.10 minutes later, he saw the boy enter his 2015 land rover. She runs towards him and started shouting, "Wrong number!"
Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him...
An Armed Robber invaded Akpos' house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing HIV virus if he didn't give him all the money he collected from the bank that...
I just saved a life today!I asked a beggar on the roadside how he will feel if I give him N10,000He replied, "I will die of happiness!"So I kept my money.
My neighbour was raped. During the trial in court, the following transpired...PROSECUTING LAWYER: Madam, as this was happening, did you attempt to escape?WOMAN: Yes, I tried to...
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Lawal about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr Lawal advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, ''Scooby doobie...
TEACHER: Where's your homework? STUDENT: I lost it fighting this kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.
A psychotherapist, who just moved his shop into a new town, was having a booming business since he started. His business was booming, he could now afford to have a proper shop...
A dog ran into a cow meat butcher's shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour...