All Jokes

My Whatsapp chat with a girl this Afternoon...GIRL: Hello dear, how are you?ME: I'm cool and you?GIRL: Fine, where are you?ME: In the Bank.GIRL: Doing what?ME: Celebrating new yam...

The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough and it takes up a lot of your strength to go through it. What do you get at the end of it? Death! I think the life...

22-year old Akpos decided to get his own place to live and this is what he told his parents...AKPOS: Mom, dad, I've decided that I'm old and matured enough to live by myself now....

A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...

I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don't have the guts to ask her out. So I went to see a native doctor popularly called "Baba". All he demanded from me was 1-month...

KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.

TEACHER: Where's your homework? STUDENT: I lost it fighting this kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.

A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.His wife would shout, ''When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...

A dog ran into a cow meat butcher's shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour...

After a Maths Examination...AKPOS: The exam was too tough, I left the paper blank.KWAME: Same here, I left it blank tooAKPOS: Oh my God! The teacher is going to think we copied...