All Jokes

My Whatsapp chat with a girl this Afternoon...GIRL: Hello dear, how are you?ME: I'm cool and you?GIRL: Fine, where are you?ME: In the Bank.GIRL: Doing what?ME: Celebrating new yam...

MAN: Doctor, doctor! I feel dead from my waist down.DOCTOR: Ooh! Don't worry. I will arrange for you to be half buried.

22-year old Akpos decided to get his own place to live and this is what he told his parents...AKPOS: Mom, dad, I've decided that I'm old and matured enough to live by myself now....

MENtal AnxietyMENtal BreakdownMENstrual CrampsMENopause...Ladies, have you seen how all your problems started with men?

A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...

Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. In the first step, they cut of one leg of a dog, they then ordered it to move and it did.They cut off another leg, leaving the dog...

KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.

A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.His wife would shout, ''When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...

My parents told me I watch TV a lot and I should try reading more. So I turned on the subtitle... Got the beating of my life!

After a Maths Examination...AKPOS: The exam was too tough, I left the paper blank.KWAME: Same here, I left it blank tooAKPOS: Oh my God! The teacher is going to think we copied...