All Jokes
Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. In the first step, they cut of one leg of a dog, they then ordered it to move and it did.They cut off another leg, leaving the dog...
KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.
A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.His wife would shout, ''When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...
My parents told me I watch TV a lot and I should try reading more. So I turned on the subtitle... Got the beating of my life!
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being secondary school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail....
One day, I had just gotten back from the hospital when the following dialogue ensued between me and my friend Akpos...AKPOS: Hey, where have you been?ME: In the hospital, I went...
The United States President came for an official visit to Nigeria. He asked the Nigerian President why everywhere is in darkness and the Nigerian President, who felt embarrassed,...
During a CRK class...TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________?(Akpos raised his hands)TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow?AKPOS: Sir, me!TEACHER: (surprised)...
Below is the conversation between a girl and her boyfriend after sex.GIRL: Darling...BOYFRIEND: Yea sweetieGIRL: How much do you love me?BOYFRIEND: Look up the sky and count the...
TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.