All Jokes
During a CRK class...TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________?(Akpos raised his hands)TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow?AKPOS: Sir, me!TEACHER: (surprised)...
Below is the conversation between a girl and her boyfriend after sex.GIRL: Darling...BOYFRIEND: Yea sweetieGIRL: How much do you love me?BOYFRIEND: Look up the sky and count the...
TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.
Read this very slowly and carefully.I am this catI am is catI am how catI am to catI am keep catI am an catI am idiot catI am busy catI am for catI am forty catI am seconds cat...
An American tourist was in Kenya on an expendition. He entered a boat and midway into the journey, he asked the boat guy a question, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,...
A man and his son were having their dinner on the dining table when the son looked into his father's food and saw that the meats there were much bigger than his. Immediately, he...
Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes. A couple who have married for 20 years were recently diagnosed with diabetes.Findings showed they both contracted the disease as a...
That moment when you're on duty, then you post a Facebook status that says, "At work."And your boss comments, "Come to my office right now! Don't forget to bring a ?#?pen?!"Then...
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...
Nowadays, the evil that men do surprise even the devil.Growing up, I remember seeing Nigerian police in Peugeot 504 with Police number plates. These days, I see them more in '...