All Jokes

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, "This is disappointing! It only lasted for 30 seconds!" "Good...

It was testimony time in church and my daddy was the first person to run out when the pastor asked those who have testimony to come out and share.My daddy started, "My testimony...

Akpos was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then...

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class...TEACHER: ... For example, Akpos was poor...AKPOS: I can't be poor.TEACHER: That's why I said for example.AKPOS: Even...

A woman brought her daughter to a boy's father to complain about his son...WOMAN: Your son told my daughter to kiss him in front of the whole class!BOY'S FATHER: Son, why did you...

TEACHER: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. JOHNNY: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

Our CRK teacher promised that no one was going to pass her exams since students refused to attend her class claiming they already know the bible.She decided to give us 5 questions...

My neighbour applied for a job as an Industrial Spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.As soon as my...

I was sitting in my car on a very long queue from the Mobil petrol station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop (a stretch of almost 3 miles!)It was one...