All Jokes

The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They get committed a couple of days before exams and after exams, they break up!

My Whatsapp chat with a girl this Afternoon...GIRL: Hello dear, how are you?ME: I'm cool and you?GIRL: Fine, where are you?ME: In the Bank.GIRL: Doing what?ME: Celebrating new yam...

MAN: Doctor, doctor! I feel dead from my waist down.DOCTOR: Ooh! Don't worry. I will arrange for you to be half buried.

22-year old Akpos decided to get his own place to live and this is what he told his parents...AKPOS: Mom, dad, I've decided that I'm old and matured enough to live by myself now....

MENtal AnxietyMENtal BreakdownMENstrual CrampsMENopause...Ladies, have you seen how all your problems started with men?

A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...

You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian... When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, Drop...

TEACHER: What is the axis of the earth?STUDENT: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other and on which the earth revolves.TEACHER: Very...

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all...

Where is the cat in the catwalk? Do models walk like cats?If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?If an orange is...

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