All Jokes

When desperation hits...Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!...

World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.

The Shocking Story of a Girl Named Amina On that fateful day, Amina was on her way to school when a motor cycle knocked her down! She was rushed to a nearby hospital immediately....

In the confession room...KINGSLEY: Forgive me father For I have Sinned!PRIEST: Tell me son, what is it that you want to confess?KINGSLEY: Father, I've killed 5 other Priests...

A wife says to her friend, "Our s e x life stinks!"Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having s e x?" She says, "Once, and I saw rage." Her friend...

Akpos was in a Mathematics class, a class he never liked. The teacher was teaching Algebra that day and the aspect involved was somewhat easy. The teacher decided to evaluate the...

A man came to his son's school to confront his teacher as to why his son had repeated her class 3 times. He entered the class and began to shout at her, "My son has always been...

An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old man to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the...

A man goes to church and tells the priest, "Father, I almost cheated on my wife."The priest asks him, "How do you almost cheat on your wife?"The man says, "Well, me and the woman...

My Uncle and his wife moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while eating breakfast, his wife saw her new neighbour through the window hanging clothes outside. "Those...

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